Tuesday, February 17, 2004

Just in time for Valentine's Day.

Official imaginary girlfriends. What won't they think of next? For some amount of money - say, $40 for two months - a girl (or someone pretending to be a girl - and hey! what does it matter to you?) will send you perfume-scented letters, photos, and even articles of clothing. And when your paid-for time is up, you can break up with her for whatever baseless reason you want, and she'll write you one more letter, begging you to take her back.

And yeah, technically it's too late for Valentine's Day - but I'm willing to be she won't mind a bit.

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