A cheap toupee would look better.

I had thought that nothing could look more stupid than those Packer fans' cheesehead hats. It appears I was mistaken. Eagles fans (or, for that matter, fans of any Philadelphia team) can now wear Philly Cheesesteak Foam Hats in public, should they so choose (or be so inebriated). Really, really stupid looking. They look more like a punishment than something a person would voluntarily wear. Fits the city, I suppose.