Here come Bible Reading Marathons! Sign up now!

Scheduled for dates leading up to May 5 (the National Day of Prayer, as any good non-heathen would know), local Bible Reading Marathons will take place "at such venues as county courthouses, town squares, at State Capitol buildings.

I'm looking to sign up for one around here. I'm volunteering to read Matthew 6:6 -

But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

Near as I can tell by looking at the list of places where the performances will take place is that there is no mention of closets at all.