Light beers.

Normally, a beer-tasting report by a college newspaper isn't worth the time that it takes to read it, but this one - from the student newspaper at Wake Forest had some good quotes. Referring to Coors Light, "Tastes like a monkey crapped in my mouth," and, referring to Southpaw Light, "My urine might even taste better than this." You know, I really can't disagree with this.